The most amazing person to ever live on earth. Guloona’s are very sarcastic, blunt, and can have an RBF. Guloona is awkward but is really outgoing and confident once she gets to know people. However, Guloona will always be there for loved ones and is one of the most hilarious people you could ever meet. If you have a Guloona in your life, you have been blessed.
When the husband video tapes their sex acts on their wedding night. Usually starts with the bride still wearing her wedding dress.
Origin: Tonya Harding's husband, Jeff Gillooly, video taping their wedding night (although the dress was a halloween costume and it was not really their wedding night) and then selling it to the public.