A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."
An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.
What the fuck? I bang a couple of hoes, and now I've got the galloping knob rot!
The sexual act where one defecates on a partner's face, then proceeds to rub said faecal matter into the face with a back and forth motion of the buttocks. The buttock cleavage should form a groove into which the nose slots, providing a guide for this motion.
This was allegedly the act to which Meatloaf referred to in the iconic song lyric: "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that".
Jim: "Hey Randy, you know what Meatloaf wouldn't do for love?"
is a giant event that occurs in the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". It is where certain ponies of high class are invited to a grand ball at the palace where they enjoy fine dining, music, etc. This is also a event where the ponies may be able to meet the Princess. The Grand Galloping Gala is also to be said as a event where every ponies dreams come true.
I must wash my mane to look nice at the Grand Galloping Gala.