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Galoot cologne 

The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.

"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".
Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)
"Galoot" is an old word used, primarily in Scotland, that means a person
with an ungainly, cumbersome, and clumsy personality.
"Come here you big 'ol galoot!"
Galoot by AmyStarr October 15, 2008
also galute

1)n. a big, dumb, rather oafish man
2)n. description that combines the worst aspects of being lazy and fat
3)n. a combination of 1) and 2)

The word galoot is rarely used completely seriously. Instead, it is usually used as playful exaggeration or in self-deprecation. On those rare occasions when it is more directly applied (to others) its light nature gives it the form of mild reproach.
1) You're just a dumb galoot, but I love you anyway.
2) I haven't gotten off my ass all day! I'm such a galoot!
3) You'd have a hard time finding a job, even if you weren't having such a hard time getting out of bed, you big galoot! Don't you know potato chips cost money?
galoot by Jamos February 22, 2005

Gallontines Day 

The day you successfully fill your girlfriend with a total of one gallon of cum (1,000 deposits) during your relationship
Hey man have you done the homework?”

“Nah. I’ve been trying really hard to reach gallontines day”
Gallontines Day by Giggles&Pooh October 16, 2020

Big Galloof 

Dang those mall security guards are such big galloofs.
Big Galloof by Pat.r1 May 17, 2018
Big, dumb individual. An oaf.
"Get the hell outta my saloon, ya redneck galoot!"
galoot by Jenesis September 17, 2004