Gillooly

To kneecap someone, as Jeff Gillooly and Tanya Harding conspired to do to Nancy Kerrigan. Particularly appropriate in a competitive context.

"This guy totally took my spot on that sports team."
"You want I should Gillooly him?"

by thismonkey July 21, 2009

Gillooly

After Olympic skater, Tonya Harding's ex-husband, Jeff Gillooly, meaning anything that is incredibly ill conceived, mismanaged, incompetently handled or poorly executed. Synonyms might be clumsy, bungling, inept, amateurish or bush-leagued.

How could Goerge Bush commit one gillooly after another?

George Bush was clearly our first serial gilloolied president.

The Iraq War was as big a gillooly as the Vietnam War.

by Al Bumin March 10, 2009

Gillooly stick

A metal baton used to whack someone, usually in the knee. Named for the one Jeff Gillooly used when he attacked Nancy Kerrigan.

"Clueless Don just crashed the system again."
"I'll whack him across the face with a Gillooly stick. That ought to get the message across for him not to do it again."

by Old Cy June 6, 2017

The Gillooly

When the husband video tapes their sex acts on their wedding night. Usually starts with the bride still wearing her wedding dress.

Origin: Tonya Harding's husband, Jeff Gillooly, video taping their wedding night (although the dress was a halloween costume and it was not really their wedding night) and then selling it to the public.

The Gillooly:
"Hey Dude - I totally Gilloolied my ex-wife on our wedding night. Do you want to see the video?"

by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

Rebecca Gilhooly

A hoe bag that always spends too much time looking at memes and has an obsession with Anna Kendrick

Rebecca Gilhooly is such a swine

by Hiya , well January 22, 2019

Joe gilhooly

A Joe gilhooly loves scratching and then sniffing his bollocks all the time.

Did he scratch and sniff?
Yeah, he’s such a joe gilhooly.

by KwesingtonThe1st January 26, 2020

nick gilhooly

Nick gilhooly is a kid who sells shit and made 10k in 2020-2021. He is really slow when it comes to school but other than that he knows everything about life… Don’t get scammed by nick because he is very good at scamming and finessing.

“oh you got scammed by nick gilhooly? me too that mother fucker made 100 dollars off me”

by Jay Sizzle_ February 3, 2022