by GGBROS November 23, 2021
Get the guigor mug.Григорий): Russian form of Greek Gregorios, meaning "watchful; vigilant." A phenomenal man, one of a kind. Extremely extroverted, romantic and kind. Very very sexy. Gets along well with everyone.Definitely the most wonderful guy you'll ever meet in your life, he would make you smile in a heartbeat. His smile lights up a room. Can be very cryptic and has quite a sense of humor. A bit of gangsta...may actually be the...OG. Also referred to as Goose, Goosenok, Grishka and Grig.
by Lastochka March 18, 2009
Get the Grigoriy mug.Grigori Rasputin had to be poisoned, shot several times, clubbed and then tossed into a frozen river before he was killed.
When he was found, his autopsy showed that he had died of hypothermia, despite the fact that he was found with a bullet hole in his forehead. Also, despite having consumed enough cyanide to kill several men, the autopsy showed no traces of poison.
Some accounts of his death suggest that his murderers had castrated him as well. A museum in St. Petersburg claims to have Rasputin's 12 inch long penis in a jar on display.
When he was found, his autopsy showed that he had died of hypothermia, despite the fact that he was found with a bullet hole in his forehead. Also, despite having consumed enough cyanide to kill several men, the autopsy showed no traces of poison.
Some accounts of his death suggest that his murderers had castrated him as well. A museum in St. Petersburg claims to have Rasputin's 12 inch long penis in a jar on display.
Stanley: If Grigori Rasputin and Sasquatch got into a fight, who would win?
Stuart: Motherfucking Grigori dude.
Stuart: Motherfucking Grigori dude.
by Studogmillionaire August 30, 2010
Get the Grigori Rasputin mug.Father Grigori is the fictional NPC that presides over Dr. Gordon Freeman during the chapter "We don't go to Ravenholm" in the award-winning video game Half Life 2. He is of European descent, possibly Russian or Slavic from his accent. Father Grigori is the only non-zombified inhabitant of Ravenholm which has clearly left him mentally unstable. However, he never seems hostile to the player and even assists Dr. Freeman by giving him a shotgun, the superior zombie accessible to Freeman in Ravenholm.
Person 1: (going through Ravenholm) Whoa, this is place scares the shit out of me.
Father Grigori: (Looks at Person 1) Hmm? Another life to save? I am Father Grigori! I see that you have already met, hah, my congreation! (Insane Laughter Follows)
Father Grigori: (Looks at Person 1) Hmm? Another life to save? I am Father Grigori! I see that you have already met, hah, my congreation! (Insane Laughter Follows)
by Raphael Basa June 16, 2008
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An established academician with a lust for the isles of Mykonos.
Often found wearing off-season, garish outfits and penning critically acclaimed compositions.
An idyllic writer with a poor grasp of English language skills.
Impartial to the scent of a woman and meeting mothers.
Suffers from awkward amnesic episodes of social interactions, though values the inner circle.
An aimless wanderer on a quest for adventure.
An established academician with a lust for the isles of Mykonos.
Often found wearing off-season, garish outfits and penning critically acclaimed compositions.
An idyllic writer with a poor grasp of English language skills.
Impartial to the scent of a woman and meeting mothers.
Suffers from awkward amnesic episodes of social interactions, though values the inner circle.
An aimless wanderer on a quest for adventure.
by FalseFables November 26, 2021
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-Adjective
1. a word used to describe an individual or action that has guido-like qualities
2. insinuating something or someone that is ridiculous, such as; fist pumpin', doing the combination of gym, tan, and laundry.
-Adjective
1. a word used to describe an individual or action that has guido-like qualities
2. insinuating something or someone that is ridiculous, such as; fist pumpin', doing the combination of gym, tan, and laundry.
1.
"Dude, I was watching Jersey Shore last night and everything about that show is guidorific."
2.
Person 1: "So here's my to-do list...gym, tan, laundry...and maybe some home..."
Person 2: "Stop right there. That shit is guidorific"
"Dude, I was watching Jersey Shore last night and everything about that show is guidorific."
2.
Person 1: "So here's my to-do list...gym, tan, laundry...and maybe some home..."
Person 2: "Stop right there. That shit is guidorific"
by RMINOandJGAMACHE March 17, 2010
Get the guidorific mug.A very common greek name that originates from the greek word Grigoros, meaning ‘fast, quick, swift’.
Also, Grigoris is a very popular cafe chain in Greece, similar to Starbucks.
In modern use, Grigoris has been evolved to mean an upbeat, fun and charming boy who likes to make fun of girls.
Also, Grigoris is a very popular cafe chain in Greece, similar to Starbucks.
In modern use, Grigoris has been evolved to mean an upbeat, fun and charming boy who likes to make fun of girls.
Grigoris is eating pizza.
by grigoris.com July 30, 2019
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