gufst

Get Ur Fucking Shit Together
(Can be used in other tenses or forms in which "ur" changes to "mine", the abbreviation would still be gufst.)

1) To get your thoughts straight.

2) To organize something.

3) To finally be sure of something.

1) I've been thinking about weird shit, man. I gotta gufst.

2) When I couldn't find something on my messy desk, my friend told me to gufst.

3) When I finally figured out who my bias was, I felt like I had finally gufst.

by broped April 27, 2016

Muff Gust

Noun

An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.

A long time ago a Muff Gust created the Sahara Desert

by Turdy McFisilau November 3, 2011

gustav ahr

Gustav Ahr is the utter perfection also known as Lil Peep. Lil Peep was a soundcloud rapper that was gaining a lot of recognition and fame before he accidentally overdosed on Xanax on November 15, 2017

Gustav Ahr is perfection

by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii February 13, 2018

Guesturbate

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!

My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....

by bartear October 26, 2016

Guest towel get-a-way

When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"

I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.

by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012

Gusta Finna

Literally can mean whatever you want it to mean. Any adjective, noun, adverb, etc.

It was a gusta finna turn of events when he was on his first date with this gusta finna girl and he stepped in a large pile of gusta finna.

by Coopdoggiedog May 25, 2015

Buffer Guest

A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.

I invited Jona over as a buffer guest in case Tim or Josh came over early, because I don't really have a lot in common with them

by violentfemme May 2, 2009