A ridiculously enthusiastic personage. Convinced that everything's going to come up roses. Incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, fuck up. Completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.
"Oh, well done, Guesty, that's worked a fucking treat, hasn't it"
"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"
a boy walked into class one morning wearing nothing but a pair of claret and blue y-fronts. The boy in the front row of the class exclaimed, "he's a real guesty, that one!"
When multiple guest at a party or function all defecate in one toilet with no flushing in between participants. Sometimes straws are drawn to see who poops first to last.
All eight of us did a guesty at the party last night, the whole apartment smelled like shit when we were done.
When you're giving it to her hard doggy style and spanking that ass, then when you're about to cum pull it out quickly and stick it in her ass and blow your load!
She thought I was going to cum in that pussy but instead I surprise slipped it in her ass and shot my load!! I gave her a Dirty Guesty!
Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!
My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....
When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"
I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towelget-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.