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Guestion 

A question that includes a guess or assumption in it.
The following ARE Guestions:

"There's about 5000 jellybeans in that jar wouldnt you say?"

"You've got a laptop in that bag dont you?"

"You probably just got dumped, thats why ya look so sad isnt it?

The following are NOT Guestions:

"How many jellybeans do you think are in that jar?"

"What do you have in that bag?"

"Why do you look so sad?"
Guestion by JayWalker256 May 4, 2009
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guestion 

A question, asked when someone knows that something's up, but they're not sure what, and so guess at anything, and ask that.
"Omg Dave, you've got a girlfriend?"
"Now you're just asking guestions."
guestion by Ben K. Knight December 21, 2007

Guestion 

When you guess the answer for a question, it is called a guestion.
I made a lot of guestions on the test because I did not know the answers.
Guestion by Andrew69420 May 3, 2018

guesstion 

A combination of a guess and a question. Commonly used by ditsy girls and 'that' annoying co-worker.
"Hey, how do I, er, get on the thing, y'know, the global meganet thing, the one where all the computers are connected?"

"What a stupid guesstion."
guesstion by plastic lashes December 30, 2008

GuestianFury 

a guy on neon district who speedtypes and pisses mfs off who hate speedtypers, he also destroys niggas in faction wars but as always can be defeated, problem is that it’s very hard O_O
Random guy: “Yo bro, you seen GuestianFury? He fucking wiped 4 motherfuckers out”

Another Random Guy: “Yeah, 4 CSEC with a 5.56 round to multiple areas, damn!”
GuestianFury by Bitchehoreslag October 9, 2021
When you are at a wedding and two guests from the wedding(or people who happen to be there) hook up during the ceremony
In 27 Dresses Kevin and Jane make-out at another girls wedding.

Hannah: So, how was your wedding?
Serena: There was some guesting going on at the same time as my kiss with John. That bitch and her idiot bf ruined my wedding!
guesting by sourpatch900 March 25, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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