America's Guest

1. To freeload or bum off of friends, with the assumption that you never have to carry any form of payment again, ever.

Guy 1: Dude, can you pick up the beers? I'm a little short.

Guy 2: What the fuck? I paid last time!!

Guy 1: I forgot my wallet, but I do, fortunately, have my America's Guest Card.

OR

Guy 1: What's with Jack? He never pays.

Guy 2: He's America's Guest.

by J. Carl December 10, 2008

America's Guest

(1)To freeload, mooch, or borrow with little to no expectation of repayment.

(2) To fall back-assward into good fortune with little-to-no hard work

(1)
Mark: Dude, how come Anthony never buys beers?
Jim: Because he's America's guest.

(2)
Mark: How did Anthony get a free meal from his boss? He's a totally slacker.
Jim: I'm pretty sure he whipped out his America's Guest Card.

by J. Carl December 10, 2008

America’s Guest

Someone who believes everything is owed to them and someone else should foot the bill. Spends all of their money and expects others to hand them more. No job. On the tax payers dime.

America’s Guest called me. She wants me to cash app her $10 until she gets her check.

by Kattiegurl August 10, 2025

Guest Star

The third person involved in a threesome with a couple. A sexual third wheel usually a stranger or acquaintance.

My girlfriend and I invited the hot chick from the airport to be our guest star Friday night and she was a total freak.

by Mr Trev Trev April 29, 2010

Guest Star Whore

An actor, actress or some other form of entertainer who makes guest apperances on a several television shows during a period of time in which they do not have anything else going on in their career-this usually occurs when one's career has reached a dead end

That Victoria Justice just keeps popping up all over Nicelodeon's other TV shows-she's such a Guest Star Whore

by repoed2 January 24, 2010

Guest Shitter Value

If your guest shitter has more value than most villas. Then it's definitely time for Guest Shitter Value Tax!

Dude did you just see that Lambo!!? FFS it's just a Lambo, probably rented. If his guest shitter has more value than his Lambo, then we are talking, guest shitter value.

by Axiology July 4, 2016

Target Guest Services

The counter inside Target Stores where Target Guests, go to tell lies about their purchases. To get back the money, they didn't really have to spend, in the first place.They will purchase some items with the intent of returning the items when "the party is over".Another favorite is soiling an item(like a vacuum cleaner) and stating,with an "extra whiny voice,"It just doesn't work at all ,it must be defective!".Most Target Guests are not aware of the fact,Target Team members must open and check serial numbers on electronic items before refunding them. The "old TV" in the "new box" ,not a good scam,they could be arrested.The shoplifter favorite is "I got this as a gift,and I don't need it."
As long as you have a valid ID ,you get a refund.Do it too many times,and get arrested!The fat woman's favorite, "The color wasn't right". That's okay though because everyone knows Target Guests have poor eyesight.Furniture that requires assembly, "The parts were missing".Most likely,the husband threw away the directions!

One Target Guest ServicesTeam member to another : "Wonder how that Target Guest knows the color of that dress is wrong for her, I mean obviously she never tried it on ,a 2X in medium!Yeah right!"

by chmpbmxgirl August 3, 2015