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America's Guest 

1. To freeload or bum off of friends, with the assumption that you never have to carry any form of payment again, ever.
Guy 1: Dude, can you pick up the beers? I'm a little short.

Guy 2: What the fuck? I paid last time!!

Guy 1: I forgot my wallet, but I do, fortunately, have my America's Guest Card.

OR

Guy 1: What's with Jack? He never pays.

Guy 2: He's America's Guest.
America's Guest by J. Carl December 10, 2008
Words you can keep

America's Guest 

(1)To freeload, mooch, or borrow with little to no expectation of repayment.

(2) To fall back-assward into good fortune with little-to-no hard work
(1)
Mark: Dude, how come Anthony never buys beers?
Jim: Because he's America's guest.

(2)
Mark: How did Anthony get a free meal from his boss? He's a totally slacker.
Jim: I'm pretty sure he whipped out his America's Guest Card.
America's Guest by J. Carl December 10, 2008

America’s Guest 

Someone who believes everything is owed to them and someone else should foot the bill. Spends all of their money and expects others to hand them more. No job. On the tax payers dime.
America’s Guest called me. She wants me to cash app her $10 until she gets her check.

Guest Star 

The third person involved in a threesome with a couple. A sexual third wheel usually a stranger or acquaintance.
My girlfriend and I invited the hot chick from the airport to be our guest star Friday night and she was a total freak.
Guest Star by Mr Trev Trev April 29, 2010

Guest Star Whore 

An actor, actress or some other form of entertainer who makes guest apperances on a several television shows during a period of time in which they do not have anything else going on in their career-this usually occurs when one's career has reached a dead end
That Victoria Justice just keeps popping up all over Nicelodeon's other TV shows-she's such a Guest Star Whore
Guest Star Whore by repoed2 January 24, 2010

Guest Shitter Value 

If your guest shitter has more value than most villas. Then it's definitely time for Guest Shitter Value Tax!
Dude did you just see that Lambo!!? FFS it's just a Lambo, probably rented. If his guest shitter has more value than his Lambo, then we are talking, guest shitter value.

Target Guest Services 

The counter inside Target Stores where Target Guests, go to tell lies about their purchases. To get back the money, they didn't really have to spend, in the first place.They will purchase some items with the intent of returning the items when "the party is over".Another favorite is soiling an item(like a vacuum cleaner) and stating,with an "extra whiny voice,"It just doesn't work at all ,it must be defective!".Most Target Guests are not aware of the fact,Target Team members must open and check serial numbers on electronic items before refunding them. The "old TV" in the "new box" ,not a good scam,they could be arrested.The shoplifter favorite is "I got this as a gift,and I don't need it."
As long as you have a valid ID ,you get a refund.Do it too many times,and get arrested!The fat woman's favorite, "The color wasn't right". That's okay though because everyone knows Target Guests have poor eyesight.Furniture that requires assembly, "The parts were missing".Most likely,the husband threw away the directions!
One Target Guest ServicesTeam member to another : "Wonder how that Target Guest knows the color of that dress is wrong for her, I mean obviously she never tried it on ,a 2X in medium!Yeah right!"
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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