Definitions by nfkiller

Splooge Guards 

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

Splooge Guards by nfkiller October 17, 2008

Spooge Guards 

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the spooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red spooge guards?"

Spooge Guards by nfkiller October 17, 2008

Waterhaul 

Waterhaul
To pull up an empty fishing net.
It has also come to mean, "a waste of time or effort", in the Canadian Province of Newfoundland and Labrador. Very popular with St. John's cab drivers referring to a no-show fare.

Cabbie: Car four here. I've been waiting ten minutes for that fare at the hotel, it's a waterhaul.

Cab Stand: Ok, there's one at the airport.

Waterhaul by nfkiller June 11, 2008

Rotting Fruit Rollup Twat 

Overly large labia majora. RFTR for short.

Her pussy looked like a rotting fruit rollup twat.

Rotting Fruit Rollup Twat by nfkiller February 4, 2008

Rotting Fruit Rollup Twat 

Overly large labia majora. RFTR for short.

Her pussy looked like a rotting fruit rollup twat.

Rotting Fruit Rollup Twat by nfkiller February 4, 2008

ubie 

An acronym for a cliche popular on Fark.com meaning: Unsolicited Boobies In Email. The reverse being UWIE for Unsolicited Weener In Email. The U can be dropped if it was ask for, thus no longer being unsolicited.

You'd think after that thread last night, that I would have some UBIE in my email.

ubie by nfkiller May 19, 2006

Dutch Rudder 

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

SnackCake gave Tonkin a Dutch Rudder, because they are two freaky people who like to try new things.

Dutch Rudder by nfkiller May 18, 2006