Guards

Police

I find it easier to talk to them when I think of them as guards. Nothing to hide

by sean15 July 10, 2019

Squid game guards

who look like among us beings and have a ps4 triangle icon
and they have a secret they have a point to the mask
dont tell them what the point of the mask is but i know it,

Only a small percentage of people who watch squid game are actually subscribed. so consider subbing.

Friend: yo whats the point of squid game guards wearing masks lmao
Me: oh because only a small percentage of people who watch squid game are actually subscribed.
Friend: isnt that the shit that dream says?

by Lolorator360 November 13, 2021

parading the guards

v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.

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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

sweaty guards

Just something funny to say when your teacher ask the class to be quiet

Class:
Me: SWEATY GUARDS

by Ddubswarriors March 17, 2020

Spooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the spooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red spooge guards?"

by nfkiller October 17, 2008

Splooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

by nfkiller October 17, 2008

Cum Guards

Another name for eyeglasses. Also used to prevent ejaculation from entering eyeball, causing temporary blindness, and uncontrollable laughter.

Those chicks at the table are looking at us, lets go talk to them.
Ok, I'll take the one with the cum guards.
Cool.

by xxachary November 30, 2014