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The state of sleepines after eating chips and guacamole.
Lea and Britt were in Guacoma all afternoon after eating Mexican...
Guacoma by B. Hanback August 4, 2008

Guacamanian 

Guacamanian: Half Canadian, half Guamanian background who urnes to be master the ninja technique Jikukan Ninjutsu (Time–Space Ninja Techniques) and has a healthy diet of raw red meat and green papaya salads to fuel its rage. Although a rare find because they blend in so well with every generation, they're most commonly spotted in research centers as teachers or Greek restaurants where they feel at home.
Dude! Did you see Guacamanian? It showed its true self for an instance after it served me the best Greek food I've had in my life.
Guacamanian by UberDude February 25, 2013

Guacamalans 

A derisive word to describe someone from a shithole, Central American country. Guatemala.
A fucking caravan of Guacamalans is heading up north to our border!
Guacamalans by azbankr October 20, 2018

Guacamarmoludding 

The disgusting mix of guacamole, marmalade and pudding.
This term is often used in substitution to the word 'shit'.
Girlfriend: So how do I look?
Boyfriend: Like a pile of guacamarmoludding.
Girlfriend: Ummm... Thanks sweetie?
Boyfriend: ;)
Guacamarmoludding by ImCuteSoScrewYou September 29, 2012

Guacamali 

The way my mum pronounces guacamole.
Mum: Hey, Imogen do you want some feta cheese in your guacamali?
Me: **GUACAMOLE**

Guacamalan

People from Guatemala or Spanish people in general
We're going to go pick up the guacamalan's and then go tear off the roof
Guacamalan by ,😂 January 30, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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