Guacoma

The state of sleepines after eating chips and guacamole.

Lea and Britt were in Guacoma all afternoon after eating Mexican...

by B. Hanback August 4, 2008

guacoma

noun: the immobility and/or sleepiness resulting from eating too much guacamole

After eating a pound of guacamole with their chips, AJ went into a guacoma.

by Colleen Karn April 19, 2023

Guacomole Nigga Penis

Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack

Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again

Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis

by ЬiggieNiggie February 6, 2019

Giacoma

the type of guy who is like a bully, steals from his friends, likes to talk shit about people. especially family. Add alcohol and the problems just doubles, at least.

aka scammer, punk, asshole.

Did you see Dick at the party last night, he was acting like a real giacoma!

by sumwytdude October 18, 2012

guacobama

Guacobama is a signature dish Barack Obama and Guacomole. Mostly served in the US, it is only good if you have obamas face as the design for the mascot.

To celetebrate 4th of July, I will be served guacobama as my side dish.

by Ellie Gardner July 1, 2016

guacomole

Peel the Avocado, Peel the Avocadoo

GUACOMOLE GUAC GUAC AMOLE

Peel the avocado
Guacomole guac-guac- a-mole

by Ur Granny Tranny lol March 14, 2018

anal glacoma

The act of not seeing your butt doing anything for a current event.

Boss: "Why did you not come to work?"

You: "Well my anal glacoma was acting up."

Boss: "I have never heard of that medical condition. Sounds serious."

You: "Yeah it is. I couldn't see my ass coming to work. "

by OutlawJN December 15, 2008