Guacamalans

A derisive word to describe someone from a shithole, Central American country. Guatemala.

A fucking caravan of Guacamalans is heading up north to our border!

by azbankr October 20, 2018

Guatamalan Mustache

Prior to receiving a blowjob, you part your pubic hair to look like a curly, wirey, mustache. Then when a women places her lips on your penis, it appears as if she has a mustache

I made this chick wear the Guatamalan mustache last night, even though she didn't want to!

by Rob_0831 December 28, 2008

Guatemalans

Bad ass mother fuckers that can kick your ass in a heart beat if he wanted to. Dont look at them wrong or you might provoke them, to kick your mother fucking ass. Better breed than Puerto Ricans and Mexicans.

Those Guatemalans kicked my ass last night at that party because I looked at their ginormous Dicks

by CMT ( Corn, MIke, Tim) July 27, 2008

Guatamalan zipper

The gruesome act of gutting a hooker or prostitute with a curved knife usually from the lower stomach or vagina to the chin. Is pacticed mostly in South America and Asia.

Detective 1- We found her body in a ravine. It appears she was guatamalan zippered.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.

by hookah guttah 4 July 3, 2009

Guatamalan Dreidel

The sexual act of dipping your ballsack into hot sauce and then dipping said ballsack into the open mouth of your partner.

Dan was sleeping last night with his mouth open. So we gave him a Guatamalan Dreidel. (Laughter ensues)

by poopchute11 January 17, 2011

Guatamalan Face Plant

(Ejactulatory Nasilpentroduciation)The act of recieving sperm through the nasil cavity. This can cause serious altercations to the human body, and if any of these altercations should occur, please visit your local physician.

Jaquando be sayin -

Bo, last night I be all up at my girls house and I be givin her dat Guatamalan face plant, B, if you be seein' dis shit you be getting all up on dat jelous, dawg.

Shaquivious be sayin -

Mayne, fuck dat shit, B, I wana get all up on dat Guatamalan Face Plant, dat shit be whack bo, I shot my girl, so she ain't got no face.

by Shaquavanoctaquandoshawevaq January 30, 2010

guatamalan

a mexican. the male of the species, usually filthy and less than five feet 5 inches tall at adulthood, works hard and usually wants nothing more than a slice of the american pie. the women, usually the more dominant of the species, are also filthy and unusually short, but are usually harier and weigh twice as more than their male counterparts. they can be observed popping out a rediculous amount of guatamalets, do not work for a living, watch soap operas because they hope to one day be as good-looking and successful as the women on the spanish channels, who are almost always superfine. they are not at all productive or even mildly attractive, yet somehow have not yet been eliminated from the gene pool. they are also extremely bitchy and tend not to respect their husbands, or more likely babby daddies, even if their man works hard for them and pays for them to get their hair and nails done.

the guatamalan male is the dude that probably mows your lawn for a less than worthy paycheck, usually without complaints or second thoughts. the female is that woman who yells at her children at mcdonalds because, like all children, they want a happy meal but she doesnt have enough money because she spent it all talking on the phone in spanish and at the nail/hair salon (which does not improve their attractiveness anyway)

by fucking aristotle, bitch December 16, 2008