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Guatemalan Tortilla 

When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here
Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla
Guatemalan Tortilla by 917534 January 18, 2019

Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice once where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen
Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.

Guatemalan Sunrise

An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.
I gave my lady a Guatemalan Sunrise and saved myself a trip to Starbucks.
Guatemalan Sunrise by Jsweet April 22, 2014

Guatemalan Neck Brace 

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.
I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.

Guatamalen Tradition 

When you buy a drink you are entitled to the first sip of your drink before any of your friends
"Let me get a sip of that drink"
"Let me get the guatamalen tradition finished with"

Guatemalan Racehorse 

The insertion of ones penis into a females rectum without her knowledge or permission. When she begins to buck and attempts to throw the rider he removes a pillow case from a pillow and proceeds to use it as a bridle and ride her like a guatemalan racehorse.
I pulled a Guatemalan Racehorse on her last night so she is still not too happy with me.