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casanova of gryffindor tower 

student one: who’s the casanova of gryffindor tower?
student two: remus lupin

gryffindor 

One of the houses of Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry is Gyffindor, this was founded by Godric Gryffindor who is loyal, brave, courageous, Brave, and daring.
Harry Potter? Come forth and i will place the sorting hat on your head.
(sorting hat)AH Difficult very very difficult, hmmp GRYFFINDOR
gryffindor by Gryffindor Gurl December 9, 2017

Gryffindor 

Founded by Godric Gryffindor

One of the four 'houses' at Hogwarts.

Usually consists of the bravest and true students.

Their mascot is the lion.
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach just those with brave deeds to their name"

~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)
Gryffindor by Hydeing September 3, 2004

Griffindork 

A common name ( in the world of fan fiction and Harry potter) for those big-headed griffindorthis is mainly/only used by Syltherin the common enemy of the griffindorks.
Draco : oh I'm stuck in detention with a griffindork, my father will hear about this!
Harry : really griffindork that's your best comeback how are you even an antagonist in this story.!
Griffindork by Kiahna September 11, 2012

Gryffindork 

Derogatory term used to describe Gryffindors, usually used by Slytherins, the occasional Ravenclaws and a really ballsy Hufflepuffs.
"Yo check those gryffindorks,"
"What retards,"
Gryffindork by Ace_JC July 25, 2008

10 points for Gryffindor 

May be said in response to any successful or favorable action.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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