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Gryffindork 

Derogatory term used to describe Gryffindors, usually used by Slytherins, the occasional Ravenclaws and a really ballsy Hufflepuffs.
"Yo check those gryffindorks,"
"What retards,"
Gryffindork by Ace_JC July 25, 2008
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Gryffindork 

adj. -

1) Derogatory description of a person who is such a fan of the Harry Potter saga that they continuously relate their lives within the parameters of J.K. Rowlings' fictional tale.

OR

2) A person who is an advocate of Harry Potter lore and can quote chapter & verse with either the book or movie series (which can be derogatory or complimentary, depending on the application)
Example #1 "Wow! That buzzer beater Shaq made is just like when Harry captured the Golden Snitch."

Example #2 "That kid knows Dumbledore's birthday. What a Gryffindork!"
Gryffindork by Grimsbaugh August 5, 2009

casanova of gryffindor tower 

student one: who’s the casanova of gryffindor tower?
student two: remus lupin

gryffindor 

One of the houses of Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry is Gyffindor, this was founded by Godric Gryffindor who is loyal, brave, courageous, Brave, and daring.
Harry Potter? Come forth and i will place the sorting hat on your head.
(sorting hat)AH Difficult very very difficult, hmmp GRYFFINDOR
gryffindor by Gryffindor Gurl December 9, 2017

Gryffindor 

Founded by Godric Gryffindor

One of the four 'houses' at Hogwarts.

Usually consists of the bravest and true students.

Their mascot is the lion.
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach just those with brave deeds to their name"

~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)
Gryffindor by Hydeing September 3, 2004

Griffindork 

A common name ( in the world of fan fiction and Harry potter) for those big-headed griffindorthis is mainly/only used by Syltherin the common enemy of the griffindorks.
Draco : oh I'm stuck in detention with a griffindork, my father will hear about this!
Harry : really griffindork that's your best comeback how are you even an antagonist in this story.!
Griffindork by Kiahna September 11, 2012

10 points for Gryffindor 

May be said in response to any successful or favorable action.
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