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casanova of gryffindor tower 

student one: who’s the casanova of gryffindor tower?
student two: remus lupin

gryffindor 

One of the houses of Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry is Gyffindor, this was founded by Godric Gryffindor who is loyal, brave, courageous, Brave, and daring.
Harry Potter? Come forth and i will place the sorting hat on your head.
(sorting hat)AH Difficult very very difficult, hmmp GRYFFINDOR
gryffindor by Gryffindor Gurl December 9, 2017

Gryffindor 

Founded by Godric Gryffindor

One of the four 'houses' at Hogwarts.

Usually consists of the bravest and true students.

Their mascot is the lion.
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach just those with brave deeds to their name"

~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)
Gryffindor by Hydeing September 3, 2004

Gryffindork 

Derogatory term used to describe Gryffindors, usually used by Slytherins, the occasional Ravenclaws and a really ballsy Hufflepuffs.
"Yo check those gryffindorks,"
"What retards,"
Gryffindork by Ace_JC July 25, 2008

10 points for Gryffindor 

May be said in response to any successful or favorable action.

Ten Points for Gryffindor! 

An exclamation used to inform one's friends and acquaintances about a successful hook-up. Only applies to sexual intercourse, although fewer points may be allotted for scoring a base run if the player doesn't make it all the way home. Especially useful if you don't want everyone in the room to know about your sexual escapades.
Person 1: Hey man, where were you last night? We waited for an hour before we left!

Person 2: Yeah, sorry bro, got tied up with that girl from the club. But hey, Ten Points for Gryffindor!!

Person 1: Oh, we're cool then
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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