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short for Ghetto Router, usually an old computer (486-ish) used in place of a Cisco or Linksys router by network saavy folk.
I just upgraded my grouter to 64MB RAM!!
grouter by Phil October 24, 2003
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Groove grouter 

1. A male partner who has a hard time getting his shaft in the hole.

2. A male partner with a propensity for clumsiness when working his shaft down there, often approaching the wrong hole.
Barbara:  Herb was so crap in bed. He needs a map to find his way around down there. He acted like a plumber.

Bonnie:  God, I hate groove grouters, they are so clumsy!
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Groupert 

You've heard of a flock of sheep and a herd of cows, but have you heard of a groupert of Ruperts?
Groupert by alex_s_28 May 25, 2019

Grottery 

Storage facility of pornographic material
Brian had recently extended his grottery to 16 TB.
Grottery by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011
Let s go to the nursing home to pick up some grougers.
grouger by jon.o August 29, 2009
You have a sloppy gouter.
Your gouter smells like fish.
Gouter by Neil Roberts 23432 March 9, 2008
A women with a tendency to sleep with stuffed animals.
That chick who lives upstairs is weird, definitely a grooter.
grooter by rockstar47 December 16, 2011
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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