grounch 

The big disabled spazzy version of the grinch, likes to shag cats and get naked over trees

Wow James Hegarty is such a grounch

grounch by Billybobbly man tits November 18, 2018

black groundhog day 

Jan 16th Martin Luther King Day
The Black Groundhog always sleeps in and we get stuck with six more weeks of black history

Lotta folks visiting at the detention center on Black Groundhog Day, way more than Father's Day

black groundhog day by 8peyote January 14, 2017

groundhog dismay 

Like in the movie Groundhog Day where you keep reliving the same day over and over except there isn't anything good about it and there is nothing but dismay.

I'm so depressed with this groundhog dismay crap, same old bullshit over and over again and again.

groundhog dismay by jpg3 January 2, 2012

groundhog expert 

A moron who fails at internet posting by making an utterly stupid inane comment, but in so doing, becomes an instant internet celebrity. Essentially the internet equivalent of Jessica Simpson's comment about "chicken of the sea."

A: "That's not the groundhog making that noise, seriously. Is it?"
B: "please just delete your account and go join the church of scientology....."
A: "Fuck you guys, I'm no groundhog expert."

groundhog expert by Rank N. Feral May 3, 2009

Groundhog Day Effect 

Based on the movie "Groundhog Day" starring Bill Murray. It is the idea that every action that one makes; the rewards and consequences of those actions are not followed through the next day. If someone were to make a big choice, commit a crime, offend someone, make a mistake, or meet someone through out a period of a regular 24 hr. day, those rewards and consequences for all of those actions are not carried through the next day. It is all forgotten. In other words, it's like yesterday never happened. Therefore this pattern can keep on repeating for an unknown amount of time.

Last night, Larry inadvertently said an offensive racial comment that offended many people. However, the very next day Larry experenced a Groundhog Day Effect. All was forgotten and everyone he offended seemed to have forgotten the incident. Therefore, Larry is in the same position as he was before he made the comment.

Groundhog Day Effect by AJHM January 11, 2008

grunching 

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

grunching by sgrrman February 16, 2008

groucho marx 

A very funny vaudeville, film, and television star.

What's the secret word groucho marx?

groucho marx by Adrianna823432740928 May 2, 2006