grounchy
Damn yo ass is GROUNCHYYY!!
grounchy by Jami Baconator December 17, 2008
Grouchy Rabbit
The best website ever. You can get information on the following: tips for success, realized, fact, definitions, to do lists, and signs that thigns aren't going so well. A bit of sarcasm, a little truth, and a lot of humor. www.grouchyrabbit.com
Grouchy Rabbit includes these everyday bits and pieces of knowledge:
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.
Fact: Nudists are never attractive
Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.
To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.
Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.
Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.
Fact: Nudists are never attractive
Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.
To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.
Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.
Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)
Grouchy Rabbit by historybuffdude April 4, 2011
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Grouchy-pouncy
A person who acts in a grouchy manner towards others, and pounces like a tiger when speaking to them.
Grouchy-pouncy by KRKelsey August 31, 2009
grouchy weasel
When the girl's on top (reverse cowgirl) and you form your hand in the shape of a weasel's head and burrow it into her asshole saying, "Pop goes the Weasel!"
grouchy weasel by _Smit July 31, 2011
Gronchy
Gronchy by Justine.<3. October 28, 2007
Grouchypants
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