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groumpa by Dre drea December 10, 2021
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Grumpasalty 

A Grumpy old man who hates weebs and Anime
Did you get banned from the server? Yea a Grumpasalty found out i like anime
Grumpasalty by alexalas March 19, 2019

grumpasaurus 

a grumpy person. may or may express said grumpiness with non-human like grunts and sounds. definitely pouty and brooding.
An unexpected snowstorm in April turned Graham from a happy, human boy into a decidedly brooding grumpasaurus.
grumpasaurus by Siducci December 24, 2008

Grumpa Bailey

To describe one in a state of grumpyness.
Person 1: "Stop being so grumps you Grumpa Bailey"

Person 2: "Don't even get me started. I am not grumpy, ok?!!!! I'm just saying things can be more professional around here. What a gong!"

Person 3: Ok sorry hardcore honger.

Person 2: "Sheeesh"
Grumpa Bailey by FlexIn September 16, 2005

Grumpaluncher 

Grumpalunching is the ancient art of using a 12 gauge pump action shotgun to dispatch your enemies quickly and efficiently. Grumpalunching can only be properly executed while being in an a rather grumpy mood. Grumpalunching can be used in a variety of different ways, i.e.:
Family fall outs
Video games
Generally being pissed off
During movies
Destroying mopples/Nipples
General F***ing around
To deal with a cheating partner
History of Grumpalunching

Originating from South America in 1895 Grumpalunching has become a normal part in human society, Grumpalunching is a simple way to deal with disputes and sort out family fall outs. Grumpalunching was a key part in the Vietnamese war it saved many Americans lives almost as much as the Nanosuit 2 Armour module, combined with the power of Grumpalunching (Marshall law) both of which saved over 2,00,000 American soldiers who live to this day. all thanks to the 12 gauge shotgun!
Why Grumpalunch?

Grumpalunching is a simple and easy way to deal with a army, a little brother, EVEN A CAT, Grumpalunching is the future of science and peace.
so what does the Woman Mopple have to do with it?

The woman Mopple has grown a resistance to Grumpalunch bolts therefore it requires 10 or more grumpalunch bolts to finally kill it!
Guy 1: Wow that guy sure is a grumpaluncher

Guy 2: Yeah he kill 28 people in the last hour

Grumpasauras 

Grumpy in a cute, set-in-your-ways kind of way.
He's not mad at you; he's just being a Grumpasauras.
Grumpasauras by Snewz June 24, 2008

grumpasaurus rex

One who is dour on a colossal scale.
Person 1: "What's wrong with Bill today?"
Person 2: " He lost his wallet this morning and all afternoon he was nothing but a Grumpasaurus Rex to everyone in accounting."
grumpasaurus rex by bmyoung November 25, 2013
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