Person 1: "Stop being so grumps you Grumpa Bailey"

Person 2: "Don't even get me started. I am not grumpy, ok?!!!! I'm just saying things can be more professional around here. What a gong!"

Person 3: Ok sorry hardcore honger.

Person 2: "Sheeesh"

Grumpa Bailey by FlexIn September 16, 2005

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Grumpaluncher

Grumpalunching is the ancient art of using a 12 gauge pump action shotgun to dispatch your enemies quickly and efficiently. Grumpalunching can only be properly executed while being in an a rather grumpy mood. Grumpalunching can be used in a variety of different ways, i.e.:
Family fall outs
Video games
Generally being pissed off
During movies
Destroying mopples/Nipples
General F***ing around
To deal with a cheating partner
History of Grumpalunching

Originating from South America in 1895 Grumpalunching has become a normal part in human society, Grumpalunching is a simple way to deal with disputes and sort out family fall outs. Grumpalunching was a key part in the Vietnamese war it saved many Americans lives almost as much as the Nanosuit 2 Armour module, combined with the power of Grumpalunching (Marshall law) both of which saved over 2,00,000 American soldiers who live to this day. all thanks to the 12 gauge shotgun!
Why Grumpalunch?

Grumpalunching is a simple and easy way to deal with a army, a little brother, EVEN A CAT, Grumpalunching is the future of science and peace.
so what does the Woman Mopple have to do with it?

The woman Mopple has grown a resistance to Grumpalunch bolts therefore it requires 10 or more grumpalunch bolts to finally kill it!

Guy 1: Wow that guy sure is a grumpaluncher

Guy 2: Yeah he kill 28 people in the last hour

Grumpaluncher by The Loner Boobatio May 17, 2011

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Grumpasauras

Grumpy in a cute, set-in-your-ways kind of way.

He's not mad at you; he's just being a Grumpasauras.

Grumpasauras by Snewz June 24, 2008

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grumpasaurus rex

One who is dour on a colossal scale.

Person 1: "What's wrong with Bill today?"
Person 2: " He lost his wallet this morning and all afternoon he was nothing but a Grumpasaurus Rex to everyone in accounting."

grumpasaurus rex by bmyoung November 25, 2013

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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