grouchitis 

A person who is grouchy all of the time.

That girl has grouchitis

grouchitis by Amber992 July 21, 2018

goochitis 

An inflammatory condition of the gooch, resulting in extreme itchiness; can cause one to walk similarly to a person with saddle sore.

"I've been working so damn hard, my goochitis is flaring up!"

goochitis by zakkwylde77 February 20, 2006

grouptitis 

1. The constant conflicting struggle for power and position within a matrix based organization.
2. Belonging to the company cliché.
3. The hatred of groups, like an inflamtion or disease of group morals, teamwork and relationships.

I am sick of the grouptitis in this school.

grouptitis by JadedAngel77 December 27, 2007

grouchmeister 

Master of grouchiness. Used mainly when your significant other is irritable/bad-tempered/grumpy/complaining.

Last night a friend and I had smoked a bowl or three. While I was eating a banana, this is when the idea hit me. I put the peel in her slippers. Thinking I was a genius, I continued watching south park for an hour until she came in. When she came in she asked "why have you put a banana in my slippers!?!"

To make them more slippery!

We couldn't stop laughing... she became grouchmeister.

grouchmeister by shawn1234567 November 27, 2011

fauci grouchies 

Experiencing side effects from the Covid vaccine.

I just got my second dose of the Fauci ouchie and now I have the Fauci grouchies.

fauci grouchies by SammeStar April 14, 2021

Goochitis 

Noun - frequently used as a medical term to diagnose unknown diseases, conditions and/or symptoms that afflict young, crazy motherfuckers.

"Sheesh, Chris, what the hell is that weird rash on your leg."

"I'm not sure, Bob. Doctor's have no clue. They think it's Goochitis."

Goochitis by Muffin35 July 21, 2012