grouchmeister 

Master of grouchiness. Used mainly when your significant other is irritable/bad-tempered/grumpy/complaining.

Last night a friend and I had smoked a bowl or three. While I was eating a banana, this is when the idea hit me. I put the peel in her slippers. Thinking I was a genius, I continued watching south park for an hour until she came in. When she came in she asked "why have you put a banana in my slippers!?!"

To make them more slippery!

We couldn't stop laughing... she became grouchmeister.

grouchmeister by shawn1234567 November 27, 2011