gross dick
gross dick by winedick October 20, 2015
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gross dick
gross dick by Scopeland128 October 20, 2015
Related Words
gross dick • Gross Dickage • grassdick • dick gloss • grassdicker • grossnickel • gross • Gross Gore • gross out • gross violation
Gross Dickage
The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.
Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?
Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.
Thanks broooohhh!
Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.
Thanks broooohhh!
Gross Dickage by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015
Grass Dick
Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.
Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!
Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!
Grass Dick by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025
dick gloss
dick gloss by lotira@live.com June 11, 2009
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.