gross dick

When a man's erection has nothing going for it, unsightly and putrid.

That jabronie has a gross dick. You should do anal instead.

by winedick October 20, 2015

gross dick

Old hairy useless cock.

Glenn has a really gross dick. No wonder he's not famous.

by Scopeland128 October 20, 2015

Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.

Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015

Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.

Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

dick gloss

Shiny, sometimes sparkly lubrication for dick sucking lips.

Dick gloss, apply directly to the cockhead.

by [e-mail] June 11, 2009

grassdick

someone or something that is a real pain in the ass.

He is such a grassdick, because he always needs help

by schiggy December 12, 2008

grassdick

an asshole that smokes grass

That bitch is such a grassdick. He pisses people off so muck when he smokes.

by schiggy December 9, 2008