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When a man's erection has nothing going for it, unsightly and putrid.

That jabronie has a gross dick. You should do anal instead.

gross dick by winedick October 20, 2015

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gross dick

Old hairy useless cock.

Glenn has a really gross dick. No wonder he's not famous.

gross dick by Scopeland128 October 20, 2015

Related Words

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Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.

Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!

Gross Dickage by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015

Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.

Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!

Grass Dick by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

dick gloss

Shiny, sometimes sparkly lubrication for dick sucking lips.

Dick gloss, apply directly to the cockhead.

dick gloss by lotira@live.com June 11, 2009

grassdick

someone or something that is a real pain in the ass.

He is such a grassdick, because he always needs help

grassdick by schiggy December 12, 2008

grassdick

an asshole that smokes grass

That bitch is such a grassdick. He pisses people off so muck when he smokes.

grassdick by schiggy December 9, 2008

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026