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grassdick 

That bitch is such a grassdick. He pisses people off so muck when he smokes.
grassdick by schiggy December 9, 2008

glassdick 

Damn, she needs to check herself into rehab and stop sucking on that glassdick.
glassdick by Tyson April 2, 2003

grassfucker 

A modification of fucker, most often used in the phrase "Hollywood grassfuckers" to refer to unskilled and/or timid Hollywood writers, producers, and directors who aspire only to mediocrity and, sometimes, achieve it.
"This is the most didactic, boring-ass self-serving piles of horseshit the Hollywood grassfuckers have put out in a long time." - Mr. Filthy on "Lord of War"
grassfucker by Not a Grassfucker April 24, 2008
To never make a cup in beer pong.
Chris got glassicked during the game because his partner never made a shot.
glassick by Andrew A. Smith January 25, 2008

greasedick

A Mediterranean male - derogatory.

Conforming to the Greasy Dago stereotype.
"Sal is such an asshole, I would like to kick that greasedick's Wop ass"
greasedick by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

Grabadickatitus 

A disorder in which a woman involunterrly grabs the dick of their male friend. Usually done in the view of the public. But has been known to happen at any given time. Never with warning.
Please excuse my gropping, I have GRABADICKATITUS
Grabadickatitus by Okimhot January 25, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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