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The noise my dad makes when he gets up for work and can't find his close.
"GROOKL!! Where did I put my shirt??!?!"
grookl by KaotiK June 6, 2005
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An overenthusiatic groodle owner that performs sexual acts on their animal from sheer amoration.
groodle = golden retriver/poodle

I think that guy likes touching his groodle a little too much, he must be a Groodler
Groodler by Rob G 83 November 4, 2012
Related Words
grookl grool groogle grooble grockle Gronkle groodle Grook Grookey groobler
What the Groobler tries to do to you when you drive down Santa Rosa Rd. at night.
God Damn it I hate when your driving down Santa Rosa Rd. at night and the Groobler jumps out and tries to Grooble you.
Grooble by Moredoing July 16, 2022

Fools Grool 

When eating a slutty woman's pussy, mistaking a left over cream pie as her Grool.
I think my wife is cheating on me, her pussy tasted odd last night. I think it was fools grool and I'm disgusted.
Fools Grool by Shady Swimmer December 11, 2017
Simply, a clear, white, or greyish white fluid.
It is the combination of vaginal mucus and various other vaginal fluids.

"the secret to the iconic mac n cheese sound"

During ovulation, grool changes in consistency and abundance; theres more discharge that often has a creamy white consistency.
"Damn, she's grooling so much that she left a wet mark on that seat."

"I fucked this horny girl and she was grooling so much that the sheets were drenched."

"I basically touched her and she creamed her pants; grool was running down her leg."
Grool by 8LevelPsychonautPlane8 July 25, 2022
A mentally unstable green monkey that is also the generation 8 grass-type starter Pokémon. For some unknown reason people who likes to draw fanart, often draw Grookey with a gun. People who pick Grookey as their starter are known as part of the Grookey Gang.

Grookey will have two other evolved forms, but those are not revealed, as of March 2019.
Person 1 "I'm going to pick Sobble for my gen 8 starter."
Person 2 "Hell no, Grookey Gang for life, baby!"
Grookey by Reffotsirhc March 6, 2019

Gookle Maps 

The secret, gook cult, map-based, video game strategy guide that can only be seen with proper vent vision in order to thoroughly ass rape an opponent.
Kyung-Jun-Park-Lee-Chun had one hand on his dick and Gookle Maps in the other when he beat me by five shots in virtual golf.
Gookle Maps by Mad Mick! November 28, 2016
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