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Grooble
God Damn it I hate when your driving down Santa Rosa Rd. at night and the Groobler jumps out and tries to Grooble you.
Fools Grool
I think my wife is cheating on me, her pussy tasted odd last night. I think it was fools grool and I'm disgusted.
Fools Grool by Shady Swimmer December 11, 2017
Grool
Simply, a clear, white, or greyish white fluid.
It is the combination of vaginal mucus and various other vaginal fluids.
"the secret to the iconic mac n cheese sound"
During ovulation, grool changes in consistency and abundance; theres more discharge that often has a creamy white consistency.
It is the combination of vaginal mucus and various other vaginal fluids.
"the secret to the iconic mac n cheese sound"
During ovulation, grool changes in consistency and abundance; theres more discharge that often has a creamy white consistency.
"Damn, she's grooling so much that she left a wet mark on that seat."
"I fucked this horny girl and she was grooling so much that the sheets were drenched."
"I basically touched her and she creamed her pants; grool was running down her leg."
"I fucked this horny girl and she was grooling so much that the sheets were drenched."
"I basically touched her and she creamed her pants; grool was running down her leg."
Grool by 8LevelPsychonautPlane8 July 25, 2022
Grookey
A mentally unstable green monkey that is also the generation 8 grass-type starter Pokémon. For some unknown reason people who likes to draw fanart, often draw Grookey with a gun. People who pick Grookey as their starter are known as part of the Grookey Gang.
Grookey will have two other evolved forms, but those are not revealed, as of March 2019.
Grookey will have two other evolved forms, but those are not revealed, as of March 2019.
Person 1 "I'm going to pick Sobble for my gen 8 starter."
Person 2 "Hell no, Grookey Gang for life, baby!"
Person 2 "Hell no, Grookey Gang for life, baby!"
Grookey by Reffotsirhc March 6, 2019
Gookle Maps
The secret, gook cult, map-based, video game strategy guide that can only be seen with proper vent vision in order to thoroughly ass rape an opponent.
Kyung-Jun-Park-Lee-Chun had one hand on his dick and Gookle Maps in the other when he beat me by five shots in virtual golf.
Gookle Maps by Mad Mick! November 28, 2016
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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