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Grook
An alternate name for the word "school", all schools would be called "grooks" if there was no loam in the world
Person 1: Are you going to grook today?
Person 2: nah, i'd rather go get high, and bang postitutes
Person 1: Lolz
Person 2: wow you just said "lolz" your a loser
Person 2: nah, i'd rather go get high, and bang postitutes
Person 1: Lolz
Person 2: wow you just said "lolz" your a loser
Grook by Forgis McFludge May 24, 2006
scissorlift gook
a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms
scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020
glook
glook by bigbootyhoe2426 May 30, 2018
to groke
to groke by MamsellDee May 5, 2016
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026