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An individual who is both greedy and a theif or crook.
"Did you know the boss cut more hours this week? That man is nothing but a grook!"
Grook by LaVolpe May 25, 2014
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An alternate name for the word "school", all schools would be called "grooks" if there was no loam in the world
Person 1: Are you going to grook today?

Person 2: nah, i'd rather go get high, and bang postitutes

Person 1: Lolz

Person 2: wow you just said "lolz" your a loser
Grook by Forgis McFludge May 24, 2006
Related Words
Grook Grookey Grookie grooky Grooken grooker grooking grookl gook Glook
I am a grook
Grook by NasaIsAway June 3, 2020
An artificial intelligence built by Elon Musk. It is said to be "humorous" and enjoys satire.
www.grook.ai
Wow Elon wasn't kidding when he said Grook has a Jekyll and Hyde attitude!
Grook by grok.x.ai November 4, 2023

scissorlift gook 

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms
who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?
scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020
person: “hey you look nice today

other person: “glook bro
glook by bigbootyhoe2426 May 30, 2018

to groke 

To stare at someone while he is eating, hoping to get his food
My cat used to groke at my every meal.
to groke by MamsellDee May 5, 2016
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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