groogle

1. A sad type of person who spends hours randomly pushing words into google word and image searches because they are so bored - they would call it research.

2. The sadder type of the above in that they only google their own name in multi-varied formats, hoping to discover that they are are famous, or even exist.

Jim: You seen Herbert lately.
Jon: No, he just stays in doing some kind of weird internet research. He's turned into a right groogle.
Jim: What's his research project?
Jon: He's researching himself. He just hits on Herbert.
Jim: What a groogle!

by chris firth October 9, 2006

Groogle

A Groogle is when someone does a half arsed job of googling something.

Greg discovered the world is flat, he found it in an article from 2001 when he Groogled it.

by Old Morty August 30, 2017

groogle

naughty or cheeky person, pet or child.

"oi groogle get your paws off my diner"

by Bazil Barringer January 10, 2008

groogle

the sexual noise that comes out of a groogler's mouth while giving oral pleasure.

I love it when girls groogle, it makes my penis feel good.

by Tankie Fresh May 21, 2008

groogle

A really smart person that people go to for answers

Hey Groogle, come here and help answer this question

by GingerClanger May 2, 2016

Groogle

A Combination of a Group and an Oogle. Hence the Groogle. Groogle is the group oogling of a person either male or female. More than one person can be groogled at one time, but a Groogle requires two or more people to be in the act of Groogling someone.

" John Stop oogling that girl" "Shut up you were doing it too" "I guess we groogled her"

by King Dome May 29, 2009

groogle

a group of things that number one dozen dozen dozen; 1728 things. this number may be either an exact count or an approximation of the total number. commonly used for baked goods or foods that are counted in dozens.

I am baking a groogle Christmas cookies.
My hens laid a groogle eggs this year.

by Right.I.Am December 16, 2020