grooben

german; reminding people of german stereotypes such as the crazy beer hound or the scary german middle aged woman.

I visited Germany once, but everyone there was so grooben I couldn't take it.

by runforyourlives April 5, 2008

gnoobenflooben

GNoobenFlooben: An experienced person who disguises themselves as a big noob for fun, sometimes even disguised as a person so noobish they pose a threat to society.

Look at bob, he is such a gnoobenflooben!
Ah look at Tim portraying himself as a gnoobenflooben for his own benefit, dreadful!

by Idicam April 12, 2017

Gloobenshmire

The cheesy substance that builds up in the space between youre ballsack and your asshole. The texture is similar to toe jam.

Robert: Damn dude, i got some major gloobenshmire going on here.
Ricky: Ewwwwww stay away from me man.... i dont wanna get all glooby.

by notyourmomsloverman September 27, 2011

goobenhawk

A Goobenhawk is a young lad who has a mommy fetish and will never leave the nest as long as you have WiFi and a game console. stays in his underwear and has a diarrhea of the mouth.

The Goobenhawk complained his game was lagging because the neighbors have the wifi password.

by Dangen123$ November 23, 2018

Groben

Grobens are very athletic human beings. They are often found at track meets and are always the fastest sprinters. If you ever find one you should consider yourself very lucky.

Wow that kid is fast!!! His name has to be Groben.

by Bubbae April 9, 2011

groober

Slang word deriving from German meaning penis.

Omg thats gross. Put your groober away.

by mc_glow September 30, 2005

Groober

A small thin homosexual male whom is only attracted to older, dominant Aboriginal males. They are usually extremely pale of skin and have a prepubescent cracking to their voice. Groobers are very proud individuals, and often showcase their pride by shouting "FUCK YOU! I'M GROOBER!"

Person 1: "Wow that guy totally has that nate dog's dick in his mouth!"
Person 2: "Oh man he's so skinny and pale, what a homo bitch!"

Person 1: " He's totally a Groober!"

Person 2: " I agree, his voice is cracking like a 12 year old."

by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009