grooben
german; reminding people of german stereotypes such as the crazy beer hound or the scary german middle aged woman.
grooben by runforyourlives April 5, 2008
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gnoobenflooben
GNoobenFlooben: An experienced person who disguises themselves as a big noob for fun, sometimes even disguised as a person so noobish they pose a threat to society.
Look at bob, he is such a gnoobenflooben!
Ah look at Tim portraying himself as a gnoobenflooben for his own benefit, dreadful!
Ah look at Tim portraying himself as a gnoobenflooben for his own benefit, dreadful!
gnoobenflooben by Idicam April 12, 2017
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Gloobenshmire
The cheesy substance that builds up in the space between youre ballsack and your asshole. The texture is similar to toe jam.
Robert: Damn dude, i got some major gloobenshmire going on here.
Ricky: Ewwwwww stay away from me man.... i dont wanna get all glooby.
Ricky: Ewwwwww stay away from me man.... i dont wanna get all glooby.
Gloobenshmire by notyourmomsloverman September 27, 2011
goobenhawk
A Goobenhawk is a young lad who has a mommy fetish and will never leave the nest as long as you have WiFi and a game console. stays in his underwear and has a diarrhea of the mouth.
goobenhawk by Dangen123$ November 23, 2018
Groober
A small thin homosexual male whom is only attracted to older, dominant Aboriginal males. They are usually extremely pale of skin and have a prepubescent cracking to their voice. Groobers are very proud individuals, and often showcase their pride by shouting "FUCK YOU! I'M GROOBER!"
Person 1: "Wow that guy totally has that nate dog's dick in his mouth!"
Person 2: "Oh man he's so skinny and pale, what a homo bitch!"
Person 1: " He's totally a Groober!"
Person 2: " I agree, his voice is cracking like a 12 year old."
Person 2: "Oh man he's so skinny and pale, what a homo bitch!"
Person 1: " He's totally a Groober!"
Person 2: " I agree, his voice is cracking like a 12 year old."
Groober by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009
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