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Groober
A small thin homosexual male whom is only attracted to older, dominant Aboriginal males. They are usually extremely pale of skin and have a prepubescent cracking to their voice. Groobers are very proud individuals, and often showcase their pride by shouting "FUCK YOU! I'M GROOBER!"
Person 1: "Wow that guy totally has that nate dog's dick in his mouth!"
Person 2: "Oh man he's so skinny and pale, what a homo bitch!"
Person 1: " He's totally a Groober!"
Person 2: " I agree, his voice is cracking like a 12 year old."
Person 2: "Oh man he's so skinny and pale, what a homo bitch!"
Person 1: " He's totally a Groober!"
Person 2: " I agree, his voice is cracking like a 12 year old."
Groober by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009
Related Words
groober • Grooberto • schnickle groober • goober • gloober • Goobered • Gooberism • goobernut • Goobercore • goober gobbler
schnickle groober
schnickle groober by Bdog2013 January 23, 2011
floopy goober
A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky
floopy goober by wayway June 23, 2016
grooben
german; reminding people of german stereotypes such as the crazy beer hound or the scary german middle aged woman.
grooben by runforyourlives April 5, 2008
gooberment
political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.
gooberment by Phreeradical January 2, 2012
Goober Dick
A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.
Goober Dick by John_465 August 19, 2016
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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