grondus

A type of person who would have a 200 IQ score and is virtually unbeatable with strategy and tactics. If you do beat this type of person you will be respected by this immortal being basicly a demi god.

Dude, I think this guy is a grondus player!

by Whatsupdog?Grondus... May 21, 2018

grendus

to take and lock away for yourself. to stash for future use. to hide for your own consumption.

Hans saw that there were only 3 Zone bars left in the kitchen, so he grendused them for himself.

by Uma L January 8, 2008

grongus

The worst stage of a mans life

Gabe: I hit grongus 2 months ago
Jacob: sending prayers man 🙏

by Smallcockmcjagger July 30, 2020

Gronkus

An idiot that doesn't know shit about anything relevant; and is usually trying to look hard and be a mad cunt!

G.I. - "oi that gronkus is tryna ring me again wtf"

JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"

by Duhncan Corleone July 22, 2014

Grodus

The main enemy in "Paper Mario 2: The Thousand-Year Door". The leader of the X-Nauts. Unlike them though, he seems to be mechanic. Bowser hates him for kidnapping the princess, and in this game he takes his place as the main enemy.

Grodus will never be as cool as Bowser!

by Conor Voss February 17, 2005

Grundus

Area between a mans bellybutton and phallus, commonly known to cause pleasure when rubbed.

Michael has never had his grundus rubbed by a woman.

by SneakyTurtle69 July 10, 2022

gronkus

another word for gronk, often describes more extreme gronk.

OMG that guy is the biggest gronkus

by hottiehothots September 25, 2006