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A type of person who would have a 200 IQ score and is virtually unbeatable with strategy and tactics. If you do beat this type of person you will be respected by this immortal being basicly a demi god.
Dude, I think this guy is a grondus player!
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to take and lock away for yourself. to stash for future use. to hide for your own consumption.
Hans saw that there were only 3 Zone bars left in the kitchen, so he grendused them for himself.
grendus by Uma L January 8, 2008
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The worst stage of a mans life
Gabe: I hit grongus 2 months ago
Jacob: sending prayers man 🙏
grongus by Smallcockmcjagger July 30, 2020
An idiot that doesn't know shit about anything relevant; and is usually trying to look hard and be a mad cunt!
G.I. - "oi that gronkus is tryna ring me again wtf"

JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"
Gronkus by Duhncan Corleone July 22, 2014
The main enemy in "Paper Mario 2: The Thousand-Year Door". The leader of the X-Nauts. Unlike them though, he seems to be mechanic. Bowser hates him for kidnapping the princess, and in this game he takes his place as the main enemy.
Grodus will never be as cool as Bowser!
Grodus by Conor Voss February 17, 2005
Area between a mans bellybutton and phallus, commonly known to cause pleasure when rubbed.
Michael has never had his grundus rubbed by a woman.
Grundus by SneakyTurtle69 July 10, 2022
another word for gronk, often describes more extreme gronk.
OMG that guy is the biggest gronkus
gronkus by hottiehothots September 25, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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