Gronkus

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An idiot that doesn't know shit about anything relevant; and is usually trying to look hard and be a mad cunt!

G.I. - "oi that gronkus is tryna ring me again wtf"

JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"

Gronkus by Duhncan Corleone July 22, 2014

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gronkus

another word for gronk, often describes more extreme gronk.

OMG that guy is the biggest gronkus

gronkus by hottiehothots September 25, 2006

Related Words

gronkus • Grunkus • grongus • gronkstick • grondus • gronkasaurus • gronkish • Gronkslop • Gronkster the monster • gronkstomp

Gronkus

A person that is acting stupid or irrational. This word is used as a insult but mainly amongst friends...

Ellis: Bro, it was a joke your such a Gronkus!

Whinnie The Pooh: Nah fam your just a waistman!

Gronkus by Hairless child November 18, 2018

gronkulate

To throw something in the air and spin it around at the same time

Watch what happens when I gronkulate this pumpkin.

gronkulate by jusTiNbumKin October 27, 2023

grongus

The worst stage of a mans life

Gabe: I hit grongus 2 months ago
Jacob: sending prayers man 🙏

grongus by Smallcockmcjagger July 30, 2020

Grunkus

Garbage/food/ unidentifiable substance

Sarah, it appears you have some grunkus on your face.

Grunkus by Sara Rebecca July 2, 2021

Gronkula

Like Dracula, but it's Gronkula.

You're so gronkula, Tammy!

Gronkula by Pop Up Productions April 23, 2022

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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