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An idiot that doesn't know shit about anything relevant; and is usually trying to look hard and be a mad cunt!

G.I. - "oi that gronkus is tryna ring me again wtf"

JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"

Gronkus by Duhncan Corleone July 22, 2014

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gronkus

another word for gronk, often describes more extreme gronk.

OMG that guy is the biggest gronkus

gronkus by hottiehothots September 25, 2006

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Gronkus

A person that is acting stupid or irrational. This word is used as a insult but mainly amongst friends...

Ellis: Bro, it was a joke your such a Gronkus!

Whinnie The Pooh: Nah fam your just a waistman!

Gronkus by Hairless child November 18, 2018

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gronkulate

To throw something in the air and spin it around at the same time

Watch what happens when I gronkulate this pumpkin.

gronkulate by jusTiNbumKin October 27, 2023

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grongus

The worst stage of a mans life

Gabe: I hit grongus 2 months ago
Jacob: sending prayers man 🙏

grongus by Smallcockmcjagger July 30, 2020

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Grunkus

Garbage/food/ unidentifiable substance

Sarah, it appears you have some grunkus on your face.

Grunkus by Sara Rebecca July 2, 2021

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Gronkula

Like Dracula, but it's Gronkula.

You're so gronkula, Tammy!

Gronkula by Pop Up Productions April 23, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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