groiny

The physical act of intercourse.

"They're getting groiny"

by orby March 7, 2005

groznyj grad

A fictional place in the video-game Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater. Groznyj Grad is a fortress which the main character Snake must infiltrate to rescue a hostage and remove a nuclear threat.

"Snake, you must get into Groznyj Grad to rescue Sokolov"

"TJ, have you got to Groznyj Grad in that Snake Eater game yet?"

by T.J June 10, 2005

groin-ball

To shoot someone in the groin so that it takes them a week to die, ala the Andrew Jackson/Charles Dickinson duel.

Man, Dickinson was all disrespectin' his wife, and ol' Hickory went and groin-balled him.

by Ben of Iniquity July 27, 2010

groin hopper

Noun: 1. A female who is commonly known for engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple males in short periods of time. 2. A girl who is unfaithful to her boyfriend or husband.

I can't believe Sarah let Mark knock her up one night and then let Danny nail her the next night when she was going out with Terrence! What a groin hopper!

by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2007

groin cleavage

The gap on each side of a fit man's six pack abs and his pants.

That Brad Pitt sure has some fine groin cleavage in Fight Club.

by Rex Roddy March 23, 2009

groinsaw

When you grind your crotch into something so furiously, the effect is equal to that of a saw. Used in the first chapter of the fanfiction HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

"Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull."

by Firstpillow December 11, 2009

groin-grabbingly good

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.

Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!

by jazzriff October 14, 2005