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groink by Not BYTE-Smasher May 4, 2006
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Groink
Groink (noun) formally used in both Arizona and Nevada. Slang known as a unwanted person who likes to dress in woman's clothes, usually mixed up with cross dressing or a fem boy (fem boy being popularized by people on both reddit and 4chan) Groink usually is used in discord chats and or in real life depending on which situation you are in.
Gatling Groink
A small, bipedal creature that looks similar to a goldfish. Although at first glance they appear harmless, they possess the ability to launch explosive rounds from a hidden compartment on their front. They are a pikmin fan's worst nightmare.
Gatling Groink by Nihilego98 January 10, 2025
Gronk Spike
the action of forcing an object (usually a football) into the ground with tremendous force as a way of celebration or because you re fucking hammered and felt like doing it anyway....
Rob caught the ball in the enzone and celebrated running over Darrel Revis with a Gronk Spike.
Chris got pissed after John beat him in beer pong so he Gronk Spiked his beer in anger.
Chris got pissed after John beat him in beer pong so he Gronk Spiked his beer in anger.
Gronk Spike by SagerRawDogs November 29, 2011
groin-ball
To shoot someone in the groin so that it takes them a week to die, ala the Andrew Jackson/Charles Dickinson duel.
groin-ball by Ben of Iniquity July 27, 2010
groin hopper
Noun: 1. A female who is commonly known for engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple males in short periods of time. 2. A girl who is unfaithful to her boyfriend or husband.
I can't believe Sarah let Mark knock her up one night and then let Danny nail her the next night when she was going out with Terrence! What a groin hopper!
groin hopper by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2007
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