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Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.
That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.
Squinch a grimpy by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023
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groimp • grimp • grimple • Gromps • grimping • grimpy • Gromph • Grompy • goimp • grimpale
Groim or 'Groim Reeper' is an exotic and very thicc alpaa. This creature is a very endangered species. These creatures are usually found on the very popular game ROBLOX playing various games. The natural diet of a Groim consists of only Gluten-Free foods. The average lifespan of a Groim is unknown, but is thought to be around 60-80 years old.
Look I found a wild Groim harassing others in the corner!
Groim by Groinitis September 15, 2018

On Grimp 

used in a similar way to "on god". Used to try and provide trust to ones speech.
"got a dm from Rihanna the other day"
"shorty dm'd you? i dont believe u bro"
"on grimp bro! on grimp!"
On Grimp by FrankWasTaken December 13, 2021
To shit and puke simultaneously. To barf and pooh at the same time.
Bugger, Marjorie, I've just goimped all over the cat again.
goimp by Boskins January 10, 2009
To eat. In particular, to eat quickly and without self-control.
I'd planned to eat only one biscuit, but in the end I gromphed the entire packet.
Gromph by JohnTheLutheran September 21, 2009
Being both grumpy and comfy at the same time.
Wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito and get grompy
Grompy by ragnarokette May 14, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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