Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"
by T.Wilson November 16, 2012

by sassygirl40 October 23, 2012

Squinch /skwɪn(t)ʃ/
To squash, squeeze, pinch etc in a non-harmful way. Think of an aunt or grandma pinching a baby's cheeks, she "squinches" their cheeks.
Used in reference to acts of "cute aggression"
To squash, squeeze, pinch etc in a non-harmful way. Think of an aunt or grandma pinching a baby's cheeks, she "squinches" their cheeks.
Used in reference to acts of "cute aggression"
"I just can't wait to squinch his lil' cheeks!" or "Imma squich you!" then launch yourself at your much beloved partner.
by tiredGirlie March 21, 2022

The kerning looks awful on that. Squinch the "C" and the "O" together.
We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.
We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.
by SmugSockMonkey January 09, 2005

Your favorite soccer teams is in the world cup final. Unfortunately, at the 90th minute, one of its players misses the penalty kick that would make your team world champion.
You see yourself squint??? That was a squinch!
You see yourself squint??? That was a squinch!
by Jonathan T. aka Jonaphin June 20, 2006

by Tarliex McDavidson January 24, 2010

by mike sucks June 25, 2003
