squinch

when you are tightening up your butt & gravy leaks out

Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"

by T.Wilson November 16, 2012

squinch

When you squeeze and pinch something or someone. squeeze + pinch = squinch.

Seeing a baby with fat cheeks makes me want to squinch them.

by sassygirl40 October 23, 2012

squinch

Squinch /skwɪn(t)ʃ/
To squash, squeeze, pinch etc in a non-harmful way. Think of an aunt or grandma pinching a baby's cheeks, she "squinches" their cheeks.
Used in reference to acts of "cute aggression"

"I just can't wait to squinch his lil' cheeks!" or "Imma squich you!" then launch yourself at your much beloved partner.

by tiredGirlie March 21, 2022

squinch

To tighten or bring together.

The kerning looks awful on that. Squinch the "C" and the "O" together.

We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.

by SmugSockMonkey January 9, 2005

squinch

Squinting in anguish

Your favorite soccer teams is in the world cup final. Unfortunately, at the 90th minute, one of its players misses the penalty kick that would make your team world champion.
You see yourself squint??? That was a squinch!

by Jonathan T. aka Jonaphin June 20, 2006

squinch

A square inch. if you didn't fiure that out, your an idiot.

it's 7 squinches thick.

by Tarliex McDavidson January 24, 2010

squinch

verb. to poop

Damn, pull over at the Kwikmart, I gotta squinch

by mike sucks June 25, 2003