Squinch

Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.

The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.

by Phuqit November 11, 2006

Squinch

Closing of the anal sphincter to pinch off a poo

Oi mate, where's the loo? I need to squinch a woggle?

by Squinchywoggles October 9, 2021

squinch

when you are tightening up your butt & gravy leaks out

Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"

by T.Wilson November 16, 2012

Squinch

To narrow the distance between your lower eyelid and your pupil.

While being photographed by the paparazzi Brad Pitt threw in a squinch.

by Squinchmeister November 27, 2013

squinch

When you squeeze and pinch something or someone. squeeze + pinch = squinch.

Seeing a baby with fat cheeks makes me want to squinch them.

by sassygirl40 October 23, 2012

Squinch

To squint while constipated.

I had to squinch to read the sign.

by Moosecoop December 14, 2014

Squinch

A quick hug

Imma squinch you so hard next time I see you

by __SomeGuy__ June 6, 2016