Grobanite 

A fan or follower of Josh Groban, new superstar in the "popera" genre.

What a Grobanite! I'll bet they've even got a Josh stand-up in their living room.

Grobanite by Kourtnee March 12, 2004

Grobanite 

A Grobanite can be characterized as a rapid woman or man who enjoys the auricle ecstacy of Josh Groban's harmonious voice. Many of them rampage through the streets in the pursuit of being 'Joshed'

See Joshed Grobanitis and/or obsessed

Josh Groban's fans are known as Grobanites.

I think the Grobanites are beginning to scare Josh.

Grobanite by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004

grobanite 

someone who thinks Josh Groban is the greatest person on the face of the planet. when someone ask who their celebrity crush is, they respond Josh Groban with out a pause. They listen to every album, and watch every horrible tv special featuring Josh Groban. If you say anything negative towards Josh Groban, they will never speak to you again. they are usually overly nice people, and sheltered kids.

steve: omg i checked her cd case and all she had was Josh Groban.

jim: what a grobanite

grobanite by rocketman1776 February 5, 2010

Bring Over the Granite 

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.

"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

Bring Over the Granite by Genitalien July 3, 2020

Groganise 

To Groganise: To improve a board games enjoyability by tweaking a rule or set-up.

we need to groganise this game to make it less swingy

Groganise by Mawihtec February 10, 2018

Taken for Granite 

You idiot it's Taken for Granted, why the fuck would you take something for a fucking rock.

"Taken for Granite,"
"You fucking moron it's taken for Granted get it right,"

Taken for Granite by MyFriendBurpedTooLoud February 10, 2020

granite maul spec 

when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.

Damn bro! I Granite maul speced that bitch after she bit down on my dick!

granite maul spec by A_revolver June 16, 2008