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A dingleberry that has become detached and remains where it falls for someone to discover.
Agggggh, I just found a groban in the spare bedroom, the cat must have left it on the carpet for us to find! I thought I saw a dingleberry dangling from his anal fur earlier today!
Groban by Daytime Neologist December 10, 2013
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A whining sniveling woman with multiple cats, who is easily upset, and prone to overreacting. Derived from the fans of the abysmal, awful, adult contemporary singer Josh Groban.
Person 1: " I really can't be friends with Bernadette any more. She never goes out she just cries at home and pets her cats all day."

Person 2: " Yea, she's really such a Groban."
groban by I hate the Groban November 14, 2007
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To Groban someone is to fart while receiving a blow job from someone and pushing their head down to choke on your dick at the same time.

This term comes from the fact that Josh Groban looks like he is a dick and would most certainly cram someone's head down and fart during a blow job.
My chick complains that I fart too much, so I made her choke on it whike blowing me and farted at the same time... I totally Grobanned her.
Groban by dubbglenn July 26, 2019

josh groban

the best singer in the world! Someone who has extrodinary talent to combine both pop music and opera into one popera
"have you heard of josh groban"
"yah! who hasnt? hes ONLY the best singer/songwriter in the world!"
"awesome!"
josh groban by delia April 14, 2005

Josh Groban

1.a great singer.
2.the 5th tenor
3.sang a lovely duet with Charlote Church.(I think they are in love!)
Caruso,the prayer,you raise me up.
GREAT SINGER,BUT I LIKE ANDREA BOCELLI TOO AND PLACIDO DOMINGO.
Josh Groban by 348 August 28, 2004

Josh Groban

A young man with a voice that can only be described as beautiful. Many of his songs are about love and have heartbreaking and haunting melodies which you are quite happy to have in your head for many a day after hearing it. He sings using a rich voice and in a variety of styles. Many songs are in different languages such as Spanish, French and Italian. One of the most talented singers in ages, in the first phrase of a song he can convey a whole world of emotions.
Josh Groban is such an amazing singer, his songs are so beautiful that they make you want to cry.
Josh Groban by Darth_Vader December 31, 2008

Josh Groban

Who is Josh Groban?! KILL YOURSELF!!
He is an angel sent from heaven unto us to deliver plantinum records.
And if he were here right now I would club you to death with his Critics' Choice Award.
Josh Groban by Sandy Ryerson. June 22, 2010
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