gristy

A big fat bear, formerly found in the UK but now in the rainforests of australia. is known to have its first sexual experience at the age of 19 and tell all the bears back in england about it. the female bear was very smelly. also known as a Chris Grist

Gristy is going down on the smelly bear

by Dude January 7, 2004

Beef Gristle Mill

1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.

2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.

3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.

4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.

Let's go to the Beef Gristle Mill.

by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 28, 2019

beef gristle mill

A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.

The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.

Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?

You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.

by David Krappenschidtz June 6, 2017

Gristlehammer

An original name for the penis, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.

Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.

If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.

Did you bang that girl last night?

You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.

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I got a big dick.

Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.

by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009

Jot Gritty

Similar to Minosyndrome and or the opposite of Ahmedonome, Jot Gritty is to either go fishing or to want to fart on an infant child.

Let's go jot gritty in Doki-Doki.

I really want to jot gritty on Susan's child.

by Dukey A.A February 19, 2023

gristle gripper

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.

my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.

by bail69 January 9, 2008

grisky

A created drink by the intoxicated mind of JD Neary. Combine equal parts of grape juice and whiskey to form grisky. It'll burn in your belly, and it tastes pretty good too.

Grisky, grisky. It tastes good, gets you drunk, and cleans out your shitter.

by Ponza March 11, 2008