by halloweenboy October 02, 2018
Person 1: "I heard you had a heavy night last night..."
Person 2: "Yeah I had like a whole bottle of vodka. Shit got gritty..."
Person 2: "Yeah I had like a whole bottle of vodka. Shit got gritty..."
by CookieM0nster September 16, 2013
A big orange-haired, googly-eyed doofus that is known as the Philadelphia Flyers Mascot. It looks like a fatter version of LA Dodgers 3B Justin Turner and has a face more Orange than Donald Trump. Gritty is a real shit pile. He looks like an unholy union between the Babadook and a muppet from Fraggle Rock.
by DjLogan100 September 24, 2018
Big fluffy, sexy, orange ball of fluff. Can absolutely shit on Tom Wilson, better than the Penguins, way better than Gretzky and Lemieux. Gritty had dropped multiple 9 point games with two hat tricks per game. He took the Philadelphia Grittys a to their first cup in 2022. After that win he has won 8 out of the last 9 cups he has played in.
by Logan the man May 18, 2021
The cross between nasty and nice. Dirty, but not to the point of grimy. To be gritty is to be grimy in all the right ways, and classy in the others. Being gritty is good--it's a lifestyle. It's like having a little bit of grimy spice on your otherwise classy life.
George: "What happened to your new Mercedes?!"
Kevin: "I backed it into a stop sign. It looks so grimy now."
George: "But, I mean, it's still such a nice car."
Kevin: "I guess I'm just rockin' that gritty look now."
Kevin: "I backed it into a stop sign. It looks so grimy now."
George: "But, I mean, it's still such a nice car."
Kevin: "I guess I'm just rockin' that gritty look now."
by BuyOurShirtsPls July 18, 2017
A word to describe something that is particularly course, dry and not very smooth. Only the most wonderful people use this word to describe things.
by OliveLawless April 29, 2011
Officially, Gritty is the 7 foot furry orange mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers (see attached). Gritty’s big googly eyes are are well suited for his search for the perfect set of feet that will quench Gritty’s ever-increasing foot fetish.
Unofficially, Gritty, like Hannah Montana, leads a double life in Keswick, the location of Gritty’s very humble abode. Said humble abode coupled with Gritty’s AirPods make Gritty the ideal candidate for Yuppos to hang out with.
Famous quotes include but are not in anyway limited to the following:
“Niiiiiice”
“Classic”
“You’ll find me in the libs”
“North>South”
Unofficially, Gritty, like Hannah Montana, leads a double life in Keswick, the location of Gritty’s very humble abode. Said humble abode coupled with Gritty’s AirPods make Gritty the ideal candidate for Yuppos to hang out with.
Famous quotes include but are not in anyway limited to the following:
“Niiiiiice”
“Classic”
“You’ll find me in the libs”
“North>South”
It is a contested topic of debate on whether Robert Spedding is Gritty, Grifter, gormless or a God????
by Lancashire Laddos May 01, 2019