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griesinger 

Someone who is abnormally short for their age.
Man that teacher is like a griesinger
griesinger by Wafful June 2, 2016
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Geisinger 

Verb

The Spanish "ER" verb meaning to teach Biology terribly.

Can be conjugated into all forms of present, past and future tenses with no irregular endings

Example: Present tense, Yo-Geisingo
Tú-Geisinges
Ud./él/ella-Geisinge
Nosotros-Geisingemos
Vosotros-Geisingéis
Uds./ellos/ellas-Geisingen
El profesora geisinge biologia.
Geisinger by Student March 4, 2005

Groelinger 

1. A patriot for all humanity, devastatingly powerful and capable. Groelinger asks "Why can't I?" rather than accept failure. Groelinger fights for what he believes tooth and nail to win, but has the wisdom to know what battles can't be won. Groelinger is a lover and a fighter, because passion surges against evil and evil must be fought.

2. An amazing act. An act of making impossible or unlikely to probable and possible.

3. Friend to the end, a Groelinger has a friends back to the end, and will not faulter under any circumstances, including but not limited to; certain death, pain endurance, mental anguish, etc.
1. Don't mess with a Groelinger, that's just a bad idea.

2. Dude, he literally just Groelingered that, I can't believe he did it!

3. Yea, he threw himself in front of that bus to save his friend, what a Groelinger.
Groelinger by Gdoggthehog October 24, 2011

Stefanie Giesinger 

The most successful German model there is right now. Born in 1996 and with Russian roots, she KILLED the 2014 season of Germany's Next Topmodel and is now a big Influencer on Instagram. She is also known for having a dazzling personality, keeping it real on social media, being a super animal friendly vegan, and always staying in close contact to her fans.
Person 1: Man, have you seen this new Insta model? Think she's going to be the next Kendall Jenner.
Person 2: Nooo, she's way nicer and pretter than her. She's a real Stefanie Giesinger.
one of the best German teachers of all time! shes funny and persistent and yes she is sometimes strict and shouts in the class but if you behave and respect her she will give the same thing back to you.
ew you think Grosinger is a good teacher?

ofc!! you're just disrespectful
grosinger by ur fav asian December 4, 2022

gripfinger 

When the griptape attacks your fingers while you're holding your skateboard Which is why its called "gripfinger"
Tyler- "dude i wanna skate lets go!"
Drake-"no man i have horrible gripfinger
gripfinger by Ckaoskater May 28, 2023

GripFinger 

It's basically just the easiest game. You basically just rack points by doing the right move while the other player counteracts points to earn more. Or less. It just depends on Uncle Fred's experience level. Call outs have to be made 1 time in advance aftwards.
Yo! You ever played gripfinger? NO?! Did you even have a childhood?
GripFinger by Duhkoots Foo! April 10, 2025
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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