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Enhanced interrogation 

The use of waterboarding, starvation, and flagellation -- all of these torture, er, "enhanced interrogation" techniques not approved by the Geneva Convention were used in Guantanamo bay.

Interrogaytion 

An interrogation whereby the interrogator uses ostentatious homosexual behaviour as a means to elicit a confession from a perpetrator.
Interrogator: (completing an interpretive dance routine to 'It's raining men,' whilst dressed in pink hotpants, staring provocatively and deep-throating a banana)
'I can do this all night, sugar pea..'

Perpetrator: 'Okay, okay. I confess, I confess! I did it. Just please make this interrogaytion stop..and kindly remove your penis from my anus.'

Enhanced interrogation 

A word invented by Dick Cheney to cover his ass.

Refers to torture, a process to get information which the subject thinks you want to hear. Not to be confused with the truth.
"The enhanced interrogation program has saved lifes because I say so.

By the way, we wouldn't use it on our own people, just muslim terrorist suspects that we do not have enough evidence on to bring before a court."

interrogative fart 

A fart that seems to ask a question. As in, who, what, how, or even sometimes really? This is referred to as an interrogative fart.
Hamilton farted and it said "who". I turned to him in confusion and said dude, did your fart just say "who"? He said, indeed. I said holy shit, that was an interrogative fart.

enhanced interrogation techniques

We used enhanced interrogation techniques to try to obtain information.

We used torture to try to obtain information.

moronic interrogative

Raising your voice at the end of a statement to turn it into a question as typified by valley girls but has spread for beyond to both sexes and even beyond the US.

Typically used to solicit affirmation to an otherwise dull and pointless story.
y'know, so I was wanting a BMW but i actually got an Audieee

Why does Melissa speak like that, has she had a stroke?

Nah, she just loves the moronic interrogative