Interrogator: (completing an interpretive dance routine to 'It's raining men,' whilst dressed in
pink hotpants, staring provocatively and
deep-throating a banana)
'I can do this all night, sugar pea..'
Perpetrator: 'Okay, okay. I confess, I confess! I did it. Just please make this interrogaytion
stop..and kindly remove your penis from my anus.'