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Grilliterate 

Unable to cook food on a grill or barbecue.
When Bob returned from the barbecue with a plate of burnt steaks, it was obvious that he was grilliterate.
Grilliterate by Dave Tucker April 9, 2008
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Grillitarian

1. (N) A person who doesn't eat anything cooked on a backyard grill.

2. (ADJ) A word used to describe a person who doesn't eat anything cooked on a backyard grill.
1. "Would you like some steak?" The polite father asked.

"Where did you cook it?" The daughter asked.

"The grill." The father replied.

"Dad! I can't eat that! I'm a grillitarian!"

2. "Hey! Guys! Look over there at that stupid grillitarian!"
Grillitarian by CathWill May 25, 2009

Grilliterate 

The state of knowing nothing about grills or grilling.
Amanda looked at the grill and had no clue about how to turn it on, proving that she was grilliterate.
Grilliterate by "Toaster" July 22, 2012

grillfie 

Bro, I’m gonna sear this steak and take a grillfie!
grillfie by Subgunner December 26, 2020

grillfish 

Thats my 'Grillfish' over there.
grillfish by MildManneredRabidBoi February 11, 2022

Grilliterate 

(adjective) - a state of being completely clueless when it comes to outdoor cooking. Grilliterate individuals may be found fumbling with tongs, singeing their eyebrows, and serving up raw chicken to their guests. They are often the butt of jokes at summer barbecues, and are known for their over-reliance on store-bought marinades and pre-made burgers. However, with practice and patience, even the most grilliterate can become master grillers.
"Despite his best efforts to impress his friends with his grilling skills, Jack proved to be completely grilliterate, burning the burgers and undercooking the corn on the cob."
Grilliterate by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023