Beating One Out

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway

PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 29, 2018

grillfit

An outfit you wear specifically for grilling

I got charcoal all over myself; good thing I'm wearing my grillfit

by definitelynottheghostofmichael January 02, 2024