Greggoing eg. The Greggo
A sexual pose in which a pe teacher stands head on to the audience with one leg elevated above the knee as he rocks back and fourth to simulate a stretch while addressing an audience
'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.
Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"
Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"
Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"
When you become so enraged, that you begin to giggle uncontrollably. Not laugh, not guffaw...giggle. May be accompanied by vocalized plans of an overly elaborate and unnecessarily messy end to the source of said rage.
"I hate these stupid phones at work so much (giggling angry)...I'm going to put them into a bag, and then (giggling), I'm going to smash them all to bits with a sledgehammer, and then (giggling) I'm going to blend the smashed bits until they are dust (more giggling)...and then I'm going to burn the blender with the dust, just to be sure.....(giggling, evil smile)