Greggoing

Greggoing eg. The Greggo
A sexual pose in which a pe teacher stands head on to the audience with one leg elevated above the knee as he rocks back and fourth to simulate a stretch while addressing an audience

I can greggoing like a pro

This will aplease the greggo

Watch yourself looking like that. Greggo will get you

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by Kermit1234 July 13, 2016

Old Greggin'

V. When some douche bag is hitting on a woman and being really creepy about it, that douche bag is "Old Greggin" that woman.

Yeeeaaaah, he's Old Greggin'.

by Bender1851 May 29, 2008

Gregging

'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.

Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"

Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"

Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"

by Portlypeasent February 26, 2009

griggsing

In World of Warcraft when you completely ignore all mechanics and just keep nuking the boss.

no wonder he's so high up the meters, he was griggsing it

by dirtyrottenpistol July 29, 2010

Greging

1. To Greg
2. To present ones posterior in the manner of Dr. Greg Ones (Doctor of Geology)
3. Or, to rub ones nipples while engaging in conversation
4. To order a club sandwich in a restaurant which specializes in BBQ products

So the other day at the club, this girl was totally Greging to me.

by fullmetal August 22, 2012

griggling

A combination of grinning and giggling, usually done when texting.

Look at this fool over there texting and griggling like a little girl.

by Deanarina February 8, 2012

Gregging Off

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.

Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.

by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017