profesora 

Te mira que flipas en la cafetería. Guapísima. Va siempre (o casi siempre) con su amigo GAY. Muy importante este detalle. Es super guapa. Pero muy guapa. Cuando le abres la puerta, te da las gracias y te sonríe. Te sonríe porque le gustas. Le gustas tú, no su amigo gay. Tú = Edu.

*Edu le sujeta la puerta*
profesora: *sonríe sincera y seductivamente* gracias *enamorada instantáneamente*
Edu: hechísima

*En la cafetería*
Chiara: oye quién es esa que te mira que flipas?
Edu: es la profesora

profesora by thatswhatshesaidfactous March 10, 2023

Professor Professorson 

A person you make up to get out of a situation or add to a story to make it sound more realistic. Comes from Season 2 Episode 9 of Community, when Jeff Winger, (Played by Joel McHale), made up a fake professor to get a free community college credit. The person being made up usually ends up getting called out, and people realize that the guy who made him up is a huge liar.

Person 1: Dude, I was at this party and this chick Jessica totally walked up and started making out with me! You can ask my friend John if you don't believe me!

Person 2: I think this "John" is a total Professor Professorson.

Professor Professorson by SnakeonPlane November 30, 2010

Gender Studies Professor 

Professional useless person

Person 1: Hey person 2, do you know what Ms. Frigbey does?
Person 2: I think she is a Professional useless person
Person 1: Ahhh a Gender Studies Professor

Gender Studies Professor by Tekcno January 19, 2021

Large Professor 

Emcee for the hip hop group, Main Source, and now is an acclaimed hip hop producer and emcee

Large Professor is a great producer and emcee.

Large Professor by Craig April 8, 2005

Professor Samarakone 

Our Lord and Savior. He is a Professor at Fairleigh Dickinson University and the Top Student Educator at THE Bergen County Academies, a Top Five Learning Institution of our Nation. He is known for his prestigious remarks such as, "Actually basically," "Class finish now guys," "Olivia, stop doing the Tiktok," "I güess Michael in haybernation," "The cos teeta," "Fossil fwells/fwell cells," "AÜT," "Do your würk," "No cellafone" and of course his most famous, "Remember dat one."

Also known by his aliases "Mr. Sam" or "Victor."

Andrew: Good morning Professor Samarakone, how is your day?
Professor Samarakone: o. Alex! Go stand in corner.

Rounak: *walks into class*
Professor Samarakone: "Omkar, aüt!"
Rounak: I'm in this class, Mr. Sam.

Professor Samarakone by detective kim April 21, 2020

professor cal 

Professor Cal, AKA Cal, California, or Calaway (Daddy) is husband and will forever be husband. He is nice, funny and he has one of the best voices I have ever hear in my entire life.

Did you hear that Professor Cal got his YouTube banned?

professor cal by Girlfriend material November 21, 2020

Gender Studies Professor 

A pansexual genderfluid 14yo white girl that knows every sexuality and gender in existence but can only speak one language and cannot do basic maths. Loves talking to the girls about cringy stuff and is a feminist. Often a mental health advocate and a snowflake too.

Joe: John told me he wants to take a dick in his ass.
Kaylee: oH sO iS hE bI oR gAy oR pAn AnD wHaT's HiS gEnDeR.

Joe: I shouldn't have talked to you gender studies professor

Gender Studies Professor by Play3r0ne February 9, 2021