Groelinger

1. A patriot for all humanity, devastatingly powerful and capable. Groelinger asks "Why can't I?" rather than accept failure. Groelinger fights for what he believes tooth and nail to win, but has the wisdom to know what battles can't be won. Groelinger is a lover and a fighter, because passion surges against evil and evil must be fought.

2. An amazing act. An act of making impossible or unlikely to probable and possible.

3. Friend to the end, a Groelinger has a friends back to the end, and will not faulter under any circumstances, including but not limited to; certain death, pain endurance, mental anguish, etc.

1. Don't mess with a Groelinger, that's just a bad idea.

2. Dude, he literally just Groelingered that, I can't believe he did it!

3. Yea, he threw himself in front of that bus to save his friend, what a Groelinger.

by Gdoggthehog October 24, 2011

Grondinger

Bitch stick, princess, accountant. Someone who loves smoking skinny cigars.

"Man, that guy is such a Grondinger, he's smoking a bitch stick!"

"Dude, did that guy just hook up with a bull dog?? What a Grondinger...."

"Man, did that guy just lose his wallet? What a Grondinger"

Yo, that cunt didn't text me back! It's been 2.5 minutes!!" - Says a Grondinger...

by DC - JP October 23, 2010

Groninger

A person who thinks they are a true tobacco user but in reality they are not. Otherwise known as a fake dipper.

Hey man look at that Groninger over there. He's totally fake dipping!!!

by Randall Boxstuffer April 3, 2017

groeniger

the dankest kind of person in the world

when they hung out with the groenigers they were considered the coolest people in the world

by jhdfiubsfib April 20, 2008

Groenigger

A lazy white person that cant keep a job and lives off of the government and/or parents to provide a place to live, has no retirement or life savings, but continues to buy high dollar toys and things that are non essentials for someone in that situation.

That groenigger just got a new motorcycle but cant get a house on his own or a checking account in his own name because he Groenigged his credit.

by WhatsupChuck January 22, 2011

griesinger

Someone who is abnormally short for their age.

Man that teacher is like a griesinger

by Wafful June 2, 2016

grosinger

one of the best German teachers of all time! shes funny and persistent and yes she is sometimes strict and shouts in the class but if you behave and respect her she will give the same thing back to you.

ew you think Grosinger is a good teacher?

ofc!! you're just disrespectful

by ur fav asian December 4, 2022